Thursday, April 12, 2007

My first Kancho...

The school I'm at is great. The teachers are great, the kids love me, and I can already see them making process and getting excited about learning English. They eat up every shred of goofyness, and love the fact that I'm so strange and white and tall. Now the bad. The youngest kids love trying to grab me in the crotch and give me the 'kancho'. We, at Interac, like to call it 'el Kancho.' El Kancho is when you put your hands together and make a very James Bond looking gun with your hands, and then, when your victim presents his/her target, you get your kancho up their bunghole. Its a sick game, and I don't know how it got started, but its as Japanese as rice and green tea, apparently. These people are depraved. I love them, but yikes.

Japanese school lunches more than make up for being violated, though. I had some slammin curry today, and it has never been anything less than extremely good.

In short, yes, I was taken advantage of, but at least I got lunch.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh yeah, I forgot to mention those. Luckily they were always nice to the females, but my male friends were always being tortured.
---Alison

Matt Talamini said...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=yWGrnGtLRAg